Saturday, April 30, 2011

Memphis, Tennessee - this one goes into the annals

Here we are at last. Home of Elvii. Took a bit of doing though.
With typical brilliance we've arrived when there is a major music festival starting. You may think this is a good thing....... but it's ruddy well not. Most hotels booked out so I went with Trip Adviser and booked a Best Western, Olive Branch which said it was close to Graceland.

Oh no it's bloody well not.

Cost us $50 for a taxi. The buildings got less and less and less and less until... literally standing all on its lonesome with nothing but a garage in sight was our wonderful motel. Liz was almost in tears. Walked in at 1.00pm and they telt us that checkin wasn't until 3.00. Stow that for a game of soldiers. I cancelled. Cost us $90 to do so. Waited for around 30 minutes for a cab which eventually came. $80 to get back to Downtown Memphis. God how rubbish was that. The hotel is a bog standard 3 star so checking in was a bit depressing. Joy oh joy the room is excellent.

Beale Street is famous. Nuff said. Cop cars and massive big fat poleece everywhere. An hour was enough and we ended up at some famous restaurant called The Majestic. The other punters were brilliant and joking all round when they discovered we were Scottish.

Tomorrow it's Elvis and we've got the VIP tour. Liz is ecstatic.

God help me; I'm just along for the ride.





Tuesday, April 26, 2011

San Francisco the 3rd

Can't remember where i left off but I think it was Yosemite.

Picked up at 6.15am from the Nikko for a 7.15am start from Fishermen's Wharf. As usual there was the "One" who turned up 10 minutes late. I glared at her but she was too busy drinking coffee.... all Americans drink coffee..... everywhere.

We were first in line this time and got the best seats which are the ones right at the front. The driver was a laconic chappy from Noo Jersey who made many cryptic comments about the previous day's driver. He only talked when necessary and had some good stories.

It's all very touristy of course with paths, restaurants, signposts etc. etc. so of course no self respecting bear would go anywhere near these places. I decided to go in the opposite direction to the recommended one. It was brilliant. I climbed up through rocks and forest and found heaps of caves where there should have been a bear. I actually sat for about half an hour without making a sound in the hope that a bear would pop up singing about the last time he did a number 2 in the woods and no-one was there...... sigh.

Back at 9.30pm and decided not to go out on the town so went to bed early.

tomorrow we're off to Alcatraz so have a lie in until 11.00am.





Monday, April 25, 2011

San Francisco the 2nd

No idea where this is going to end up so you're going to have to be on your toes folks. The picture of Jacob on the right isn't the same as the one last year incidentally. He's just as shy as Danni.

Baggage eventually arrived at 2.00 on the 22nd San Fran time. Freezing here so had to buy long jeans anna jersey which is annoying as they were both in the suitcase.... rats rats rats.

First day we got one of the tourist buses. Brilliant as the one we chose didn't have those awful headphones. We got a local who kept us entertained with stories. He sang songs, he looked after everyone..... and this on one of the open topped buses. Best 30 dollars ever. We got back in the evening in time for the second wine and cheese party at the Nikko.

We're having a great time but had a few let-downs which is probably due to expectations rather than realities. eg

Second day we took the tour which incorporated Monteray, Pebble Beach (golf course), and other interesting places. The tour was quite good and was enlivened by a Filipino bus driver who had obviously taken lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of speed pills. He talked non-stop with the volume control set on high (to go with the pills) for the two bloody hours it took to get to Monteray. I kid you not but it was literally impossible to even talk between ourselves to comment on what he'd said because he was on to the next bit of information. When we eventually arrived at Monterey he got so excited that there was the possibility that we might see whales that it took 5 minutes to stop the ringing in our ears.

We got off the bus with me having to be restrained from bopping the driver.

Monterey was made famous by the writer john Steinbech who wrote a book called Cannery Row. There is no other real reason for Monterey being known apart from it having been a fishing village. There are posters of Steinbech and Eckhart and other folk made famous from the book but... that was it folks. No Information centre, no booklets, no interest at all apart from restaurants, big fat Americans, giftie places and tour buses. The sad thing is that few people seemed interested.... it was just a place to stop and tick off on the map of "places we have been to". The rest of the tour was spent going through Pebble Beach Golf Course which Stephanie should remember. We played it many times Steph... try to keep up..... "You're in the rough stuff"..... remember? We saw Arnie's House, Danny de Vito's House (small), de Caprio's house, the proper Psycho House, Tiger Wood's parent's house, another house, some other famous person's house, another famous person's house, George Clooney's house (we're collecting his houses: saw his house on Lake Como in Italy.) and also saw some Grey Squiddels which I was fortunate enough to have been captured on film throwing peanut shells at the nasty little buggers. Us Scots hate grey squiddels because they've eaten the local red squirrels out of home somuchso that there are few red squiddels left in Scotland.

On the way back we were supposed to go to a garlic wine tasting but because it was Good Friday it was closed. Instead the driver took us to a fabulous eating area where you had the pick of the sort of places which made America famous for fat people:  Macdonalds, Burger King, to name but a few. Luckily we found a remaindered clothes place where we bought some necessary warm weather clothes for the next day.... luggage still in Oz.

Got back at 9.30. It was a good day. Tomorrow we're off to Yosemite... pronounced yo.semet.ee.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Write a blog whined Suzanne

Write a blog whined Suzanne; we need to know what you're doing whinged Alison; Where are you going to again? said Steph.

No time left.

Up at 7.00 tomorrow Friday to go to Steinbech country... back at 9.00pm

Up on Saturday at 6.16 to go to Yosemite.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

America 2011

It's all ratherodd with blogging. I've tried to start a new blog called America 2011 but it seems I can only add to the Europe one last year.

Notwithstanding that.... try saying that after 36 hours with no sleep. We are now in San Francisco an hour earlier than we left Brisbane... left Brisbane at 10.50 on the 20th arrived San Francisco 9.10 on the 20th. We arrived anyway which is more than you can say about our beautifully marked luggage which is probably still in Oz as it certainly isn't effing well in America.

Flight from Brisbane was late by half an hour as Suzanne and the sprogs will testify. We originally had 50 minutes to get to the Innernational airport in Sydney which now went down to 15 minutes so we ran like a Brendon on the way to school, ie a bit slow. Covered in sweat I got on the plane as I thought the second last... Liz (mum) turned up 10 minutes later having stopped for a lie down but this is normal. The flight actually left 40 minutes late because some other prat from Brisbane got lost. Mum said jokingly that we probably got there before our luggage.

She was right.

Our luggage hasn't actually made it to San Francisco.

We've had a wonderful start toSan Francisco going shopping for essentials.

We've been given an allowance from Qantas of $100 each for the inconvenience of not having luggage.

I got my emergency two bottles of beer costing 4 dollars almost immediately. Mum managed to buy basics for the other $196 before dark.

The Nikko in San Francisco is nothing like the one in Hong Kong Douglas and Janet so be warned. The first room in the Club Nikko costing $240 a night had a fabulous view over San Francisco building sites so we asked for another one. This one is better and affords a view over the Bay. We met a couple from london in  the Nikko Club room and had a great time with them whinging about tips and things. He plays rugby for Londonx Nigeria and we had good time hiding bottles of wine and plates of cheese before the waiter closed the place down. It was supposed to be free wine and cheese from 5.00 until 7.00 but he'd pretty well cleared the stuff by 6.30 until a loud Scottish voice told him to desist and restock toot sweet. The loud Scotsman got a clap from the audience and pats on the back. The maitre de did a bit of glaring. ..... The loud Scotsman was chuffed.... I wonder who the loud Scotsman was?

No photo's this time around.